What are ur guys favorite sayings and why?

Well some sayings you can't translate, but I'll do my best.

Jack of all trades and master of none.

describes me kinda well.

Don't you worry sit on the tuft.

It's fun saing and good when someones "panickin" or in hurry.

Well, here goes nothing.

Trying something for the first time.

I'll com eup with more soon.

Several of my favourites:

'Hell hath no fury like me in a hurry'
'Happiness is a belt-fed weapon'
'It's not what you know, but who you know'

Two of my faves
"I'll have a pasty, and monkey will have an ice slice"

"If you have

Mine are-
Your as bad as the people that built this place. (I say this to my m8s at school
Another is - I am just your average computer geek.
Also - And your point is.....?
And I wanted to know that because,,,,,,,,,,?
Does it look like a give a s**t?

What goes around, come around...

Another two are
"Listen, just because I cant understand you does NOT make you an artist"

"Oh look, its the f**k up fairy again"

"I must be some sort of fly paper to freaks!"

"now you are really starting to make sense, i must top up my medication"

"I dont know what your problem is but I bet its hard to pronounce"

"I can see your point, but I still think your full of s**t"

"im not being rude your just insignificant"

"I can allready see the ductape around your mouth"

"i see youve set aside a a special time to huimiliate yourself in public"

"How many times do I flush before you go away?"

"I like cats to, lets exchange recipes"

"This isnt school, this hell with fluorescent lighting"

Kind of long winded but thats a good day at school!

-word up

Heaven wont take me and hell is afraid i'd take over!!!
Want an explaination ask Acid-Death!!

I think I made this one up.

"Life is too short, but days are too long."

Days Go On For Ever.

"Your ass and your face, whats the difference?"

"You got knocked the F**K out man!"

"The pain of the destruction, is also the joy of the redirth"

"Dear god, please smite ___________ with lightening"

"Dreams are the only true reality"

"I've got some ideas, most of them involve your ass"

"With the proper amount of force, my foot can and will fit up your ass"

"If im not back in 10 minutes, wait longer"

One of my favorites

"Stop Posting Goddamit!"

to be or not to be

u want some come get some

mess with the best die like the rest

u do not know who u are messing with

its open season on all suck heads

its only the beggining

ill be back

i love the smell of burned xenos in the morning

fuck me. ohhh no no Fuck u

risk all or nothing

i will add more later. hope u like

Hey valek, after 600 years, hows that dick workin? pretty good?

Is it just me, or are you really F**ked up?

F**k, not only ugly, he smells bad."

"Bitchin"!!

"What the hell was that?.... OH ITS THAT FUKIN HOOLER!!! (my nick name at work)

The North alone is silent and at peace. Give man time and he will spoil that too (Leacock)

After each war there is little less democracy to save (Atkinson)

Man! The only animal in the world to fear! (Lawrence)

Eat me!
Damn you suck like hell!!!!
It is my joy to burn and destroy (vigilante
Yeah ,what eve
Go r** your mom (if i realy get pist off)
Grow a d*** man
Well these where mine hope you like em lol

I got another,
Go suck a lemon!

Got no saying that would translate good in english, that sucks doesn't it.

Yea well, one of mine was kind that isn't good iin english you can only quess which one.

Only the dead have seen the end of war. -Plato

Oh fuck, grow up and buy a life. -me

I have 1 more too!!!
"You are dead anyways"