Heh i been stalking some forums lately and i found some stupid one called dumb warnings.

Here post stupid warnings like.

Bic Lighter:
Ignite lighter away from face.

Fire Extinguisher
Caution: Non-Flamable

Unknown Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow.

And the list goes on lol if you find a stupid warning post it.

Claymore Anti-Personal Mine:
DO NOT EAT

On back of barge at Portsmouth Naval Shipyard, NH:
Avoid Collision

Unknown Trampoline
WARNING: Do not atempt flips or other acrobatic stunts

Im sure all of you have seen a sign like this or something on the net:
CAUTION: Bridge wet while raining

I like the signs in the neighborhoods where they say.
This community is a neighborhood watch area. Burglers beware.
what the hell is that going to do.

i saw a sign once that said "please do not attempt to steal these cars! they wont start!"

lol. i like that one.

Condom box:
Please do not return the used item inside by mail to the manifactuars.

now that one is great.

now that one is great.

LOL @ THE CONDOM

that is the greatest one ever!

Stop signs!! ya dun need em!!

Theres more.

Various Desktop Computers
(written on the screen) No screen detected

Boyne Falls, Michigan, U.S. 131
Do not pass while opposing traffic present.

American Airlines Peanuts
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

Nabisco Easy Cheese
For best results, remove cap.

Ring Pops - Made with Real Fruit Juice
Artificially Flavored.

Carefree Gum
Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.

Hormel Pepperoni
Do not eat packet.

Giant Bucket of Pickles used in Fast Food Restaurants
Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice

Pornmagazine:
All modles in this book are property to the company. Do not copy the pictures and resend them by penalty of law.

chainsaw:
do not use hands or genitals to stop chain.

(was this happenng somewhere?!)

Ammo Box:
Warning, keep away from heat and naked flame.

How fukin stupid can one person be?!

Quote:

Condom box: Please do not return the used item inside by mail to the manifactuars.

That reminds me of a great piece of graffiti I saw on the condom machine in my college (a few years back....) which said:

My dad says these don't work

:lol:

Don't cross this field unless you can do it in 9.9 seconds. The bull can do it in 10.
-sign on bison range at the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory

If you cannot read this, please ask the flight attendant for assistance.
-United Airlines Flight Safety Brochure

Read this from some where toilets for 2 legs only. Thats pretty dumb