Now i want to know what you would do to help the planet if you had supreme power. im talking like funny things not like ohhh i will make everybody havea house. funny things as in what i would do. which would be to storm the white house hogtie the dumb son of a bitch that is in office now adn send him in a ups package to the mid east with a shit load of dinamite. then forward him to Suddam as a parting gift. then watch as a night becomes day for a little bit.

you have to know that i am obsessed by things that go
BOOM!!!!!!!!!

I would fire nukes at the moon until it lost its orbital frame. Once the moon is free from earths gravitational field, I would fire a nuke at the back of the moon and force it to make a soft landing in the atalantic. And then build a theme park on it.

that is one of the greatest ideas i have ever herd. me and my friends at school would do this. but i have never heard that one before.

Or fire more nukes at the antartic and antartica until it melted. Once it melted the sea levels would rise flooding the deserts of the world making giant beaches. This would also cause giant radioactive fish to spawn making less shark attacks because other fish would be so big they would eat sharks and saddam hussein
(He lives in a desert by the way)

I would nuke Afganistan, then after it stopped glowing, i would turn it into a giant theme park. The caves in the mountains would be turned into tunnels for roller coasters, id set up a giant golf coarse since the entire country is pretty much just one giant sand trap, then, id make anyone that survived the nuclear expolsion work in the theme park for the rest of there lives

But wont they die rather quickly from radiation poisoning? And wont the golf course be radioactive?

Now what would I do. Nuke something, already taken, Give everyone a house, not allowed. Mmm can't think of anything

How about I give everyone billions and billions of dollars sending the whole world into economic crisis increasing the wallstreet daily suicide count and making the rich poor, since everyone will be rich.

Nah I'll just blow up the world with nukes and those who survive can create a new super mankind or super roachkind if no humans make it.

wait............i gotta better idea. First i would conquer and populate every inch of our solar system, then id got to the next one, and the next, and the next, and then next, then, after ive conquered our galaxy, i would go to the next one...........I WOULD BE THE CANCER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Riiiiiiiiiiiight
ok heres mine, I would set out all the greatest scientists in the world to make a translocator like the one in UT and Genie Radar and then use it to do my paper route a helluva lot faster, meinwhile looking for a magic lamp. then when I found the lamp, and the genie asks for my three wishes, I would ask for
#1 Sodamn Insane turns into a frog
#2 Aliens, predators, and the like were real, and
#3 A Billion more wishes!
Bwaaahahahahahhaahha Evilllll

i would honestly wish for world peace!! (BULLSHIT!!)
na i think that i would fund a group of the best scientists with as much money as i caould give them and get them to build a shuttle with hyperspace tecnlogy and train me up then i would get a life times supply of food and stuff and go and hunt down the other speicies' that are out there. namely yautja!! Umm doctor Preli? do you think i am getting better?!!

Tut tut tut, u 4got to turn Sodamn Insane into a frog, needs work.

damn so shall i make another appointment for next week?!

yes u must spend your money very expensivly here and not use the inexpansive bubble rap in the next office. oh and here is a rocket luancher to go and kill osama and suddam. or better yet the nearst technilogical advances toward yautja gear adn then send give you a bottle full of that stuff from in aliens genocide.(fire i think) then send you out to the mid east. but insert a chip into your brain that makes it so you cant enter isreal. it is the one holly place that no fighting should be alloud!!!!!!! the jews the christians and the how ever wrong they are musslims should be getting aloung there not blowing up busses.

you ok lordy?

i hate shrinks. bubble rap is much easier to get your anger out. i have gone to too many shrinks and wiht no effect. i hate them. they tell you what you already know deep down inside you and you pay them a shit load of money to do so. i also am slightly racist agianst middle easterner's. they go and blow up busses full of innocent people and when the israilies try and fight them on the honorable battle field the crazies hide like the scummy cowards they are. i know that a lot of musslims are not like that but alot are also. examples are the fine two people named OSAMA and SUDDAM.

Any body else agree with me here. or disagree. (why would you)

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i also am slightly racist agianst middle easterner's

That's not really racism. Racism would be if you say you are better then middle easterner's, for fact alone that you aren't a middle easterner's, and if you say they are basically worth nothing and in most cases don't deserve live because they are middle easterner's. Your just being prejudges.

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they go and blow up busses full of innocent people

Well war isn't faught between leaders its fought between the people and to bring someone off of power just kill enough of his people.

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fight them on the honorable battle field

Honourable? Not really not even close. Have you ever seen the Muslims army? Well they don't have one so every time Israel retaliates one of two radicals dies along with a bunch of innocent Muslims.

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named OSAMA and SUDDAM

Well can't disagree with you on the Osama part but not so sure about Suddam, since he hasn't technically done anything against anybody outside of Iraq for quite some time and because my history is really lacking.

I would cause a star to collapse using a purified hydrogen bomb. Once there is a blackhole I can control it using more bombs as a way of controling its aggressiveness. Then I would swallow up every other solarsystem until only ours existed.

whats the point in that?

cliff you are a strange and rather intellegent [erson. i think well get along just fine in later times. as far as acid death. the point is to have a lot of space to expand in space. not that it would work. if we did that then we would die from lack of food and other resources becuase we are rather like a plague.

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When trying to classify your species i discovered your not really mamals... you see the human race is more like a plague. a disease of this planet and we are the cure.

Matrix AI agent guy that dies at the end.