Here some new works everyone needs to add to their work-place vocabulary this year....


Testiculating
Waving you arms around & talking b@ll@cks

Blamestorming
Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responcible

Seagull Manager
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, cr@aps on everything, and then leaves

Assmosis
The process by which people seem to absorb sucess and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard

Salmon Day
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die

Cuba Farm
An office filled with cubicles

Prairie Dogging
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
(This also applies to applause from a promotion because there maybe cake! )



...more on the way.....

Hehehe, those are really good. Keep em' coming!

lol The Seagull Manager is my boss. He comes to work, doesn't do a lick of work, tells everyone else what to do, bulls---s around for a couple of hours then leaves.
Those are some good ones.

ah! that made my day! hehe, too bad I don't work.

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Mouse Potato
The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato

SOTCOMs
Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business"

Stress Puppy
A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny

Percussive Maintenance
The fine art of whacking the cr@p out of an electronic device to get it working again

Adminisphere
The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" - needless paperwork and processes.

404
Someone who's clueless. From the WorldWideWeb error message "404 Not Found"

Ohnosecond
That minuscule fraction of time on which you realise that you've just made a BIG mistake (eg. you've hit 'reply all')

.....still more.....

Going for a McSh!t
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimpy staff member, and you declare to them that you'll buy food afterwards, this is known as a McSh!t with Lies.

Beet Coat
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3am in the morning.

Beer Compass
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from.

BOBFOC
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch

Breaking The Seal
Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 to 15 minutes for the rest of the night


...last few coming soon...

Im a mechanic, our vocabularies are some what, no where near politically correct, to put it in blunt terms... some tradesmen will know what i am getting at...

lol, here are some Corps of Cadet terms.

Horizontal Engineering
Sleep

Batts
The Battalion Newspaper

Fish
Freshman Cadet

Pisshead
Sophomore Cadet

Butt
Junior Cadet

Zip
Senior Cadet

WAG
A Female Cadet in the Corps

Ol' Lady
Roommate (Applies to both male and female cadets)

Hump-it
Bending over to recite a Corps, outfit, or university yell

There are plenty more in the Texas A&M Corps of Cadets: The Standard.

Noobtastic noobtard
someone who claims to be good and yet cant figure out how to shoot the gun.

mortal wench
female whose only goal in life is to make you feel less important then she.

F***tard
person who seems completely oblivious to the fact that everyone is not ment to bow down to their greatness.

Politics
Many ticks

Americant
someone who believes america can not make a mistake.

My mini major is psychology (ironic because I can be classified as clinically insane ) so I'm working on what I'm going to call the various nutcases I have to put up with in the textbooks.

This one aint a Corps of Cadet term but it is a Corps (USMC) term...

Cluster F*ck
A Complete walking screw up (i.e. a Supply commander leading infantry....ouch!

More C of C terms..

Scabs
Cereal

Fish Fridge
Fish aren't allowed to have many hard earned commodities, so like prison inmates, they improvise. A fish fridge is hiding drinks etc, behind the grate to one of the room AC vents. Those things get pretty damn cold too...

Some "other" terms

Unorganized Grabastic Piece of Amphibioius Shit
A Recruit in the USMC

F*ck stick, F*ck face, C*m cake, F*cking f*cked piece of Godd@mn f*ck
All obsenities i shout on the road when i get behind really crappy drivers.

However my definition of [bold] Americant [/bold] is a little different. I think an Americant is a pessimisstic pussy who thinks America should kiss all the other countries asses.