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is msucles or brains beta?

Brains. Muscles only last so long, brain last forever. Also, muscles can only be increased so far, but brains can continue expanding forever. You don't have to physically exert yourself to make good use of your brains, and they don't tire out as quickly. Its also a lot easier to make money off brains than muscles. Here is a little example (some of you may have heard this already):

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In answer to the eternal question, "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?" I submit the following: Michael Jordan will make over $300,000 a game: $10,000 a minute, assuming he averages about 30 minutes per game. Assuming $40 million in endorsements next year, he'll be making $178,100 a day (working or not.) If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there. If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it. He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends. If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours. He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics. He'll make about $15,600 while the Boston Marathon is being run. Next year, he'll make more than twice as much as all of our past presidents for all of their terms combined. Amazing, isn't it? But... Michael Jordan will have to save 100% of his income for 270 years to have a worth equivalent to that of Bill Gates.

man, thats toxic

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Brains. Muscles only last so long, brain last forever. Also, muscles can only be increased so far, but brains can continue expanding forever. You don't have to physically exert yourself to make good use of your brains, and they don't tire out as quickly. Its also a lot easier to make money off brains than muscles. Here is a little example (some of you may have heard this already): Quote: In answer to the eternal question, "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?" I submit the following: Michael Jordan will make over $300,000 a game: $10,000 a minute, assuming he averages about 30 minutes per game. Assuming $40 million in endorsements next year, he'll be making $178,100 a day (working or not.) If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there. If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it. He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends. If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours. He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics. He'll make about $15,600 while the Boston Marathon is being run. Next year, he'll make more than twice as much as all of our past presidents for all of their terms combined. Amazing, isn't it? But... Michael Jordan will have to save 100% of his income for 270 years to have a worth equivalent to that of Bill Gates.

How to you know all that stuff?

brains. Northwestern cheerleaders once said, as a cheer,

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That's alright/That's okay/They're gonna work for us some day

Northwestern was in the middle of a record-breaking losing streak when this cheer was used.

I don't its from a website http://chineseguy.com/humor/ (read the disclaimer and don't blame me if your offended), The guy who runs the website didn't write it either. I actually first heard it in high school, one of our teachers read it to us.

im totally dumb sturck i dont udner stand any of wat u ppl just said in the last 3... me sooo confused!

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I don't its from a website http://chineseguy.com/humor/ (read the disclaimer and don't blame me if your offended), The guy who runs the website didn't write it either. I actually first heard it in high school, one of our teachers read it to us.

Oh will go and have a look and see!

Very good that link is!!

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Very good that link is!!

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